Hello! My name is Gedankenexperiment Ethan.

One of the following four facts about me are not true:

- I enjoy playing video games

- I am creative

- I have a CRT monitor as a head

- I am fond of writing articles

I like to try new hobbies, so I am by definition a Jack of all trades, but master of none. I have limited knowledge in the following fields (in no particular order):

  • 3d modelling and rendering
  • Game design
  • Digital audio production
  • Graphic design
  • IT
  • Writing
  • Photography
  • Woodworking
  • Audio systems
  • Automotive engine modifications
  • Cooking

I’m happy to give out half baked advice on these topics, but I don’t have the time to get involved with anybody’s personal projects right now (sorry).

It should also be noted that I am ready to accept an assassination target in exchange for authorship.